FROM THE DESK OF SAMUEL Z: "A Confession"

A confession:

I have always wanted to be a stand-up comedian. Watching Patton Oswalt and Louis CK and all those other guys makes me just want to do it more. But I've tried open mic nights and have had little success making people laugh. My sense of humor may be too weird for normal audiences, I reckon.

Thanks for letting me confess this to you. (This is where you say, "You're welcome.")